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(abbv: wives and girlfriends)

A selection of overpublicised, vacuous anorexics found lurking at football matches, easily distinguised by their orange skin tone and high body plastic index, ostensibly present for the purpose of pleasuring the England football team, but in reality with the intention of being photographed obtaining fashion advice from chief WAG Mrs. Beckham in the hope that this will lead to a future appearance on "celebrity love island".

See also: chavette
According to HELLO!, Sheryl Tweedy is next in line to the WAG throne, having raised herself in the glamour stakes by surving entirely on a diet of watercress and having twelve indonesian child workers beaten to death over the production of her wedding dress.
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had β€œcheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: β€œAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed β€œI LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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An acronym for Wives and Girlfriends coined by the British media during the 2006 World Cup in reference to the their better halves of the England football squad - a group who provided an alternative source of entertainment whilst their HABS (husbands and boyfriends) bored us to death in the group stages.
As acronyms go, WAGS is not bad. It could have been something worse, some sort of rhyming slang.
by Claire June 20, 2006
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An abbrieviation, short for Wild Ass Guess.
The origin of this word is likely military, but that is just a WAG.
by Jason January 28, 2005
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A collective acronym for the Wives and Girlfriends of the England World Cup Squad.
The WAGs went out shopping again today.
by Barcles July 07, 2006
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Wives And Girlfriends of the England Football Squad.

Tend to be associated with spending a lot of money on shopping (usually not their money but their other halfs').
Example of WAGS

Victoria Beckham (wife of David Beckham)
Cheryl Tweedy (wife of Ashley Cole)
Colleen McLoughlin (girlfriend of Wayne Rooney)
Alex Curran (engaged to Steven Gerrard)
by scrambledegg July 23, 2006
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An Australian colloquialism meaning to skip or cut class.
'You shouldn't wag school'
'Oh, you reb, wagging class'
'She's never here, what a wagger'
by totsistooamazing July 18, 2009
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