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(abbv: wives and girlfriends)

A selection of overpublicised, vacuous anorexics found lurking at football matches, easily distinguised by their orange skin tone and high body plastic index, ostensibly present for the purpose of pleasuring the England football team, but in reality with the intention of being photographed obtaining fashion advice from chief WAG Mrs. Beckham in the hope that this will lead to a future appearance on "celebrity love island".

See also: chavette
According to HELLO!, Sheryl Tweedy is next in line to the WAG throne, having raised herself in the glamour stakes by surving entirely on a diet of watercress and having twelve indonesian child workers beaten to death over the production of her wedding dress.
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021
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An acronym for Wives and Girlfriends coined by the British media during the 2006 World Cup in reference to the their better halves of the England football squad - a group who provided an alternative source of entertainment whilst their HABS (husbands and boyfriends) bored us to death in the group stages.
As acronyms go, WAGS is not bad. It could have been something worse, some sort of rhyming slang.
by Claire June 20, 2006
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An abbrieviation, short for Wild Ass Guess.
The origin of this word is likely military, but that is just a WAG.
by Jason January 28, 2005
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A collective acronym for the Wives and Girlfriends of the England World Cup Squad.
The WAGs went out shopping again today.
by Barcles July 07, 2006
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Wives And Girlfriends of the England Football Squad.

Tend to be associated with spending a lot of money on shopping (usually not their money but their other halfs').
Example of WAGS

Victoria Beckham (wife of David Beckham)
Cheryl Tweedy (wife of Ashley Cole)
Colleen McLoughlin (girlfriend of Wayne Rooney)
Alex Curran (engaged to Steven Gerrard)
by scrambledegg July 23, 2006
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An Australian colloquialism meaning to skip or cut class.
'You shouldn't wag school'
'Oh, you reb, wagging class'
'She's never here, what a wagger'
by totsistooamazing July 18, 2009
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