(abbv: wives and girlfriends)

A selection of overpublicised, vacuous anorexics found lurking at football matches, easily distinguised by their orange skin tone and high body plastic index, ostensibly present for the purpose of pleasuring the England football team, but in reality with the intention of being photographed obtaining fashion advice from chief WAG Mrs. Beckham in the hope that this will lead to a future appearance on "celebrity love island".

See also: chavette

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.

An acronym for Wives and Girlfriends coined by the British media during the 2006 World Cup in reference to the their better halves of the England football squad - a group who provided an alternative source of entertainment whilst their HABS (husbands and boyfriends) bored us to death in the group stages.

An abbrieviation, short for Wild Ass Guess.

A collective acronym for the Wives and Girlfriends of the England World Cup Squad.

Wives And Girlfriends of the England Football Squad.

Tend to be associated with spending a lot of money on shopping (usually not their money but their other halfs').

An Australian colloquialism meaning to skip or cut class.