Urban Dictionary: WAF

Witty as Fu*k, said after being told a really bad joke

Oh your WAF...

by Dickie Martin April 21, 2009

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What is she doing? That girl is waf .

by cldcting March 10, 2017

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We Are Fucked
Used when you and someone else is fucked together.

Friend: That 12 page paper is due tomorrow. And we haven't started.

You: WAF

by TheDansihHufflepuff October 12, 2016

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Acronym for Weak As Fuck

Example 1) "Wow that movie was so waf."
Example 2) "Michael is so waf."

by TEGOAT January 21, 2017

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It's when Perry moves his fart into my direction with the use of his hand.... he waffs it!

Ah shit man stop waffing that fart in my direction... it's sick!

by Doppleganger1 June 21, 2011

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Outrageously drunk. Pronounced (Wafe-d). The word came from the accronym W.A.F. which stands for : Wasted As Fuck.

1." Man, I was so waffed last night"
2. That girl is falling everywhere. She must be waffed"

by ayowasted September 20, 2009

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waf means 'We Are Failures' famously used in Dog Is Dead's single Glockenspiel Song. Dog Is Dead fans are called waf's. A waf is a huge Dog Is Dead fan and they love each and every band member of the band.

Hi I'm John and I'm a waf.

by top-waf August 19, 2012

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