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Weed is from the earth gog put this here for me and you TAKE ADAVANTAGE
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Marijuana, One Of Mans Best Friends.

The End.
As i Said,Weed Is Mans best friend.

The End of the End.
by Gankstr April 04, 2008
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a herb native to places all over the world known for making you feel happy and easy going.
man i love smokin weed

lets get HIGH
by 3Stoners March 25, 2005
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Weed is Marihuana. The greatest stuff on the planet. It's not as harmfull as harddrugs are like Cocaine and XTC, and even drinking alcohol has worse effects than smoking marihuana. There are allots of types like Skunk, Haze, Jack Herer, Ak-47, Chronic, Ice-O-Lator, Northernlight, White Widow (good shit) etc.

There are alot of words to describe Marihuana:
Jongo (Although I think that's a Dutch local word)

Smoking weed will get you stoned. When stoned, the effects will differ sometimes. In some cases people will get very laughable (This is what I personaly aim for when smoking), other times the effect can make a person very calm. Whatever the case, weed will almost always create a feeling of "peace". People will be less agressive when either stoned or high (The effect of Hasj)and the mood will be mostly good. This is why I promote the use of Marihuana over harddrugs and alcohol, as these 2 often cause agressiveness.

Weed can be consumed in different ways. The "normal" and mostly used form is by smoking (In a Joint) but it can also be eaten (like in spacecake). There are allot of forms it can be eaten in, my cousin even cooked us Weed-soup!:)

Although smoking weed can be fun and relaxed, you can always do it too much(And TOO much is never good) and it will have a negative effect on your body.
"Damn, that weed got us flying last night at Jacks place!"
by D.G September 27, 2005
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weed not a drug!
hey man why are you smoking weed lets drop acid and line up some coke
man replies: i dont do drugs man
by ananamis March 28, 2003
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The flower of a cannabis plant that contains THC, tetrahydrocannabinol, and CBD, cannabinoids.

From my own experience:
1) Slows down everything
2) Makes you hungry
3) Makes everything funny =)
4) Makes you relaxed
5) Makes you lazy as fuck.
6) Saps your motivation from you for a couple days. (The only negative thing about bud)
7) Makes you say shit that you wouldn't normally say.
8) Not addictive unless you make yourself mentally dependent on it. ex. You smoke everytime you are sad... so next time you are sad and don't have any ganja, you will be sad.
9) Clears your mind and lets you see things in a different perspective. Helps you escape your mental prison.

There are 2 different strains of cannabis: Indica and Sativa

Indica gives you that drowzy, relaxed, "chilled the fuck out" feeling.

Sativa makes you more energetic and hyper.

Some bud can be both Indica and Sativa.

Indica is usually grown inside because the plant is smaller than a Sativa plant.

Don't believe that D.A.R.E. shit or any anti-drug program. They mix in shit like, "It's addictive and can ruin your life," with bud. This is totally not true.

Can be used to make handy brownies that get you fucked up on the go.

Can be put in a tea bag to make a warm cup of happy.

Legalize it.
Where the weed at? In my system.
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Probably one of the most earliest used drugs in the world dating back to 10,000 B.C. Many people think it is a bad drug to do but i think it is probably one of the most safest, it has to been said to be less harmful them alcohol or cigarettes if vaporized. The main ingrediant is THC, this chemical has been scientificaly proven to help prevent the start of cancer and brain disbilities such as, alzheimers, MS, parkinsons to say a few. Many people are stereo typing the use of "weed" as a drug that people use and it will totaly fuck up their brains and lives because they probably have no life or they think they're cool, but i have never known anyone that smokes weed just to be cool, most people do it because its a fun experience to do with your friends. Many people say that it is equal for 1 joint is equal to 8 cigarettes, i do say that is true, but the THC that goes into your cells helps them regenerate faster, so if u smoke it, your lungs heal faster and the THC can also help age the cells before they have the chance to become cancerous, and also really slow down the rate at which cancer cells multiply. Have you ever heard of someone dying from marijuana before? NO, because there has never been a recorded death in the history of medical science relating to the use of marijuana, and the only way to die from an overdose on weed is to smoke 1500 pounds of it in under 14minutes. Most people say that "omg it totaly fucks up your brain so you become a brain dead TOMATO", im sure most people know that isnt true, people think they become brain dead because when smoking weed constantly the THC sticks to your nerves, neurons, and brain cells, when you stop smoking the the THC saps your concentration and motivation which can last for a couple of days, if you smoke weed conatantly the THC stays longer and you stay sapped for longer periods of time.THC has neuroprotective antioxidants, which helps prevent brain cancer and brain disorders. So dont really listen to all of those DARE people because to tell you the truth they really dont know wtf they're talking about, in my own opinion the only way weed can totaly fuck up your life is if you get caught with it and you dont get a well paying job cause no big companies will hire you because you have a drug record. But i dont know why most of the countries in the world have it illegal, because even if they do make it legal, the goverment can vaporize most of the weed all clean of the bad chemicals and tar, and they will get soo much money from tax payers if it is legalized.
"D.A.R.E"- dont do weed, it'll fuck up your brain

"timmy"- no it wont
by wwwert August 09, 2008
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