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1. Acronym for whatever you want it to mean...most commonly used is for What the Fuck?
1. But I thought the french fries were supposed to be crunchy and salty at McDonald's...WTF?
2. WTF is sally doing with that dog?
3. What The Freak (polite form)
4. Waste Treatment Facility
5. Water Task Force
6. Way To Fail
7. Way to Fly
8. Weapons Tactics Force (gaming)
9. What If
10. What's This For?
11. When The Freak (polite form)
12. Where the Freak (polite form)
13. Where's the Fire?
14. Where's the Food?
15. Where's the Fridge?
16. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
17. Who the Freak? (polite form)
18. Why the Failure
19. Why The Freak (polite form)
20. Williamstown Theatre Festival
21. Wisconsin Test Facility
22. World Taekwon Do Federation
23. World Tennis Federation
24. World Trade Federation
25. Waiting Til Friday
26. Working Til Friday
27. Wild Turkey Friday
28. Whale turds floating
29. Wandering the Farm
30. Where's the food?
31. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
32. Wombat Training Facility
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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2
mostly known as "what the fuck" but have also seen extended versions as in WTFIHD (what the fuck is he doing) or WTFIT (what the fuck is that)
u can make your own!
"W T F ?!?! he's jumped of the kerb Oh my Gosh!!"
"WTFIHD with his hand! Actually i dont wanna know!"
"WTFIT! It looks like a spastic monkey. Ill name him Simon! Still, WTFIT!!"
by i-slapped-stupid-twats May 15, 2006
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