The vows the divorcing couple make to each other with hopes of a cordial post-marriage relationship. Awash in disillusion, not unlike with marriage vows, the couple untying the knot make promises of paying child support regularly, not switching weekends without notice, embracing new spouses, etc.
The divorce vows Rick and Cindy made to each other lasted about 3 months, approximately the same time as marriage vows last before disintegrating into reality.
by Grant Rampus February 07, 2021
The rules of the Korrui religion.
The Vows of Korrui as listed from the Büq o' Ksadowce are as follows:
1. "I vow to not fight back until you have hit the ground at least once, unless necessary in order to protect someone else from harm."
2. "I vow to not tell lies, must necessary in order to protect someone else from harm."
3. "I vow to only use supplies that were either given to you, made by you, were found by you, or were bought by you for any project."
4. "I vow to always repays my debts."
5. "I vow to never choose to give up what I cannot bear to loose."
6. "I vow to never weep for chose not to fight for to keep."
7. "I vow to do no harm."
The Vows of Korrui as listed from the Büq o' Ksadowce are as follows:
1. "I vow to not fight back until you have hit the ground at least once, unless necessary in order to protect someone else from harm."
2. "I vow to not tell lies, must necessary in order to protect someone else from harm."
3. "I vow to only use supplies that were either given to you, made by you, were found by you, or were bought by you for any project."
4. "I vow to always repays my debts."
5. "I vow to never choose to give up what I cannot bear to loose."
6. "I vow to never weep for chose not to fight for to keep."
7. "I vow to do no harm."
by Historics Society December 19, 2020
by jonasville March 23, 2021
The moment you sit down to write you’re wedding vows, you have a vow movement! Or when you get aggravated at writing your vows, you have an irritable vow movement!
Baby, when I was writing my vows, guess what I had?
- A vow movement!
Gosh I’m over these vows!! They’re pissing me off to the point that it’s giving me an irritable Vow syndrome!
- A vow movement!
Gosh I’m over these vows!! They’re pissing me off to the point that it’s giving me an irritable Vow syndrome!
by TaraHaspel4 October 28, 2020
A great show of being chaste and godly, when in reality the person simply hadn't been able to find any "willing" fellow humans, and so he is merely wishing to disguise this fact so that others won't wonder why he never gets laid.
Little Tommy Shaughnessy was feeling so dissatisfied and humiliated from not being able to find a "hole for his pecker" that he'd been seriously considering taking a vow of celibacy in order to have an acceptable excuse if any of his buddies asked him why he wasn't "getting any"; as a last-ditch attempt to alleviate his plight before resorting to such an extreme, however, he tried tricking the local priest into revealing the names of all the local "loosey goosey" females, and was joyfully surprised when the naive priest did just that, and unwittingly provided him with "five good leads".
by QuacksO July 03, 2019