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"Hey Sarah how was Finn last night?" Said Jessica
"Finn absolutely vortexed my asshole last night!" Sarah exclaimed
"Finn absolutely vortexed my asshole last night!" Sarah exclaimed
by The pile driver November 17, 2020
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Vortex
Noun: An expression or exclamation after a series of oddly coincidental or small-world events. Coined by two creatures in AB of June 2019.
Noun: An expression or exclamation after a series of oddly coincidental or small-world events. Coined by two creatures in AB of June 2019.
Person 1: “Dude, I’ve had the weirdest day. This morning, my customer Enrique had the most outlandish request.”
Person 2: “Omg today my ex, Enrique, calls me OUT OF THE BLUE after not speaking for 6 months. AND THEN my loser cousin invites me to his loser band’s live performance tonight - and they’re doing ENRIQUE IGLESIAS covers.”
Both at same time: “Fucking VORTEX”
Person 2: “Omg today my ex, Enrique, calls me OUT OF THE BLUE after not speaking for 6 months. AND THEN my loser cousin invites me to his loser band’s live performance tonight - and they’re doing ENRIQUE IGLESIAS covers.”
Both at same time: “Fucking VORTEX”
by vortexqueen May 11, 2021
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The vortex. Words can’t describe the experience. You’re either all the way in or you’re not. A whirlwind of consumption and intoxication. It does not discriminate and consumes us all.
by Degenerates69 January 03, 2021