by Malick July 10, 2008
by kwizikul June 09, 2012
An E-vorce is when your significant other changes their "marital status" on myspace, facebook, etc. When they are upset with you. This can be temporary or permanent depending on the seriousness of the situataion.
"Hey Blue Eyes, your facebook says you are single again, wanna make out?
"No, my wife just e-vorced me for the day since I forgot to put the seat down, she will get over it and fix my status later"
"No, my wife just e-vorced me for the day since I forgot to put the seat down, she will get over it and fix my status later"
by Blue Eyes, yo February 18, 2010
Using the sympathy generated from a recent divorce as a way of picking up guys or girls on rebound; either for the recipient or target.
NB: Especially effective in situations with friends called Luke
NB: Especially effective in situations with friends called Luke
Jim: Go lay it on that girl over there
Luke: Im not sure im ready after my divorce.
Jim: Use the Vorce, Luke.
Jess: What about that cute guy over there?
Sera: I heard he just got divorced; what do you think?
Jess: Use the Vorce Sara, he'll be well up for it.
Luke: Im not sure im ready after my divorce.
Jim: Use the Vorce, Luke.
Jess: What about that cute guy over there?
Sera: I heard he just got divorced; what do you think?
Jess: Use the Vorce Sara, he'll be well up for it.
by Homak October 21, 2011