Someone goes on an Athens vs. Sparta rant putting to much emphasis on their P's while involving in horrible dialogue.

"What a Von bargen"

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

Guys have you met the new house fahter in Kava Mitte?
You mean Herr von Bargen? Heard he spends more time in Eiche than Kava.