verb. 1. to facebook tag people repeatedly to the point that at least 50% of the news feed on the average facebook friend is filled with posts from the afore-mentioned tagger. 2. Ignoring the outside woorld for the purposes of tagging people on facebook.
Person 1: Wow. This girl needs to stop tagging me in everything she posts. In fact, she needs to stop posting stuff in general. It's bordering on scary.
Person 2: Sounds like you've been Vollmerized, man. Just take her off your facebook feed and try not to stare directly at her fake tan.
Person 2: Sounds like you've been Vollmerized, man. Just take her off your facebook feed and try not to stare directly at her fake tan.
by front_row February 15, 2009
When a girl gets sucked into a vortex of pseudo-love, only to be disappointed by the mans rapid ejaculation and desire to make breakfast burittos with tator-tots in the morning.
Shanaynay: That dick Jon vollmerized me last night. Then he made me a shitty breakfast burrito with tator-tots, what a waste of time.
by J-Rocks-Dizzle September 21, 2007
Catherine tried to be appropriate, but she was such a vollmer that it didn’t make much of a difference.
by Cswolvesknowmore January 06, 2019
by kayyyyy April 26, 2008
worst in bed retarded and rejected by all women and men alike. only action a vollmer gets is via animal
by dead not sleeping October 09, 2010