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Voldemort
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1. the sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a lightning bolt onto the forehead of the beneficiary then killing their parents immediately afterward.

2. jizzing a lightning bolt on the forehead of someone, killing her parents then running away.
"Yo Ian, I just voldemorted some ho, now I gotta get to mexico", Laughed Ryan. "That's the fourth girl you voldemorted this week, don't expect a second date", retorted Ian.

"Now Voldemort that ho!" Solja Boy Tell 'Em
by Harry Plaugher October 21, 2009
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A.K.A. The Dark Lord, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, You-Know-Who, Tom Marvello Riddle.

A kinda evil guy that used to be fit but now is all weird and skeleton-y and has no nose.
Wow, I bet Voldemort would have looked great about 50 years ago when he had a nose.
by Ali24601 February 14, 2011
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A.K.A. Tom Marvolo Riddle

Sociopath of the Harry Potter who used to be hot before he went all skeletor.
by Christine F. September 25, 2007
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of the tall pale and handsome variety, notorious gang-leader out of lil' hangleton, born "tom riddle." packing a 13 and half incher, yew wood, phoenix core. gang sign the serpent and skull. will not hesitate to bust a cap.
by Bassanio March 05, 2006
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After a bad breakup, a person's ex 'who shall not be named'.
Dude, bro. I saw Voldemort at the club last night and she was grinding on all these dudes.
by HLAUSF February 17, 2015
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A horrible wizard who tends to suck Unicorns dry of their blood and eats children (after he does YOU KNOW WHAT with them). Also, he is noseless.
noseless voldemort
by merlinwins May 15, 2010
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