When a woman is in a very cold environment, it causes her breasts to shrink and compress until the contents of her breasts experience so much pressure that milk violently shoots out of her nipples.

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Taking your spouse’s butthole and filling it up with boiling hot pineapple juice. Then the other person precedes to drink it as the runs down the taint.

Prior to giving a hand job, the female slits her wrists with a razor, scissors, knife, keys, etc. When the hand job is being given, the blood flows onto the penis. The man then ejaculates, propelling both blood and semen into the air. The liquid then cools and dries and becomes igneous rock.

Erupting volcano is when you get ass from girl and just before puting you put some tabasco on condom and then put it in. After a while she has an itching feeling before she runs to wc and tries shit it out hopelesly, because the pain is too much for her.

When an asian man serves teriyaki to a customer resulting in the customer having immediate diarrhea. The customer has a heart attack as well causing the dead person to shit themselves all over the restaurant. This simultaneously causes other customers to puke and fall on top of the first customer. Eventually, forming a mound covered in a brownish green shit cream used again in the egg rolls of PF Wangs.

When your partner is laying on the ground with only their shoulders touching, holding their legs to their head, while you proceed to have anal sex. Once you ejaculate in the rectum you grab their legs and thrust forward to the head making the semen shoot out of the anus like a volcano.