by Fiddlebird Blue September 19, 2015
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The result of one fapping for so hard and long that it is blood instead of semen coming out of the penis. It also burns terribly, making it seem hot like a volcano.
Patient: I think i have a little problem...
Doctor: And what might that be??
Patient: Well, I was fapping yesterday, and it was for a long time, and I started cumming blood!
Doctor: Ah, sounds like a volcano to me!! This morphine should do the trick.
Doctor: And what might that be??
Patient: Well, I was fapping yesterday, and it was for a long time, and I started cumming blood!
Doctor: Ah, sounds like a volcano to me!! This morphine should do the trick.
by mrfapfapfappityfapfap August 10, 2013
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Kevin: Man, I pulled out and sprayed that slut down! I had some volcano action going on! I busted all kindzz of nuts!
Keith: Thats good man, that's real good
Keith: Thats good man, that's real good
by Mack-Dog July 29, 2015
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robotrippin dinosaurs want you to sign their petition for volcano awareness, the number one cause of dinosaurs
and gayness
and gayness
by pkpria June 14, 2009
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Vol-Kay-no Bang- when a group of athletic, unruly, dominant dudes simultaneously plan their ejaculation during a circle jerk, and burn the receiving females face off like a volcano eruption.
by TheNasty69 May 08, 2018
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Sitting down on a toilet and taking a massive shit after eating a volcano crunch wrap, while at the same time, receiving a blow-job.
That's called a volcano blumpkin
by Nalex. November 01, 2010
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When you take a huge rip, can't get the smoke out fast enough, and start choking while the smoke is still in your lungs. This burns like hell, hence the name.
I chalked my toob yellow, took a mondo snap, then volcano coughed my ass off, and proceeded to throw up.
by NattyGlass March 07, 2011
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