This is what happens after you eat a large quantity of flamin' hot cheetos one night, the next morning you feel a rumble in your tummy. You go and sit down on the toilet and wait, soon it feels as if you are pooing lava! It is so fiery and hot, don't be surprised if it looks like blood with some cornmeal mixed in, it's just cheeto remnants. Ice cubes on your butt won't help but you'll think it might.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.