When you're constipated and a fart builds up above the stuck shut, creating more and more pressure. The end result is a painful explosion of shit scattered around your toilet basin.
Argh, my ass hurts so much after that Volcanic Shit I had.
by Archaeon December 29, 2012
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A freaking moron who likes Turtles but does not really like Turtles. This person is a queer and is obessed with Urbandisctionary.com. Has problems with his brain and likes to love himself, because he has noone else.
by TridenT March 26, 2005
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A threesome whose sexual escapades are both incredibly hot, and spews what, inside the metaphor, would be refered to as "magma".
A volcanic threesome is if you were to be involved in intercourse with Karen O and Nick Zinner at the same time.
by Le Soph November 12, 2006
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this is when your girl ties your penis with a rope and then starts to give you head or a handjob. when your about to come, tell her and then she'll take out a knife and cut off your penis at the rope. the mix of blood and cum shooting out will be like a volcanic eruption.
david had to go to the ER after his girl gave him a volcanic eruption. he lost a lot of blood, but he should be fine.
by scahn October 24, 2006
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Form of revenge for such acts as the Mexican Avalanche or Strawberry Milkshake when during a perfectly good bj the chick bites into your rod and you burst a bloody wad, much like lava from a volcano
Dude, Im achin from that volcanic eruption last night.
by The BIG Nasty December 20, 2004
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This is when a girl is hogtied or frogtied, preferably with a ballgag, and you stick a vibrator or some other stimulating sex toy into her vagina and turn it on. The pleasure will make her orgasm, forming a Volcanic Milky Blossum.
When having BDMS with Sara, Robert frogtied her and gave her a Volcanic Milky Blossum. She was exposed with her clothes off and naked and Robert jacked off to the sight of her helplessness.
by DinoCoat March 07, 2017
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The sound when ones’ fart has a certain wetness sound due to vaginal moisture condensing in the nether regions which leads it to drip over their asshole as they fart. The vaginal moisture may also run down the leg as the air from the fart pushes the fluid further down.
Tommy: Dude go check your pants I think you just shit yourself.
Emily: No shawty it was just a Volcanic Pussy Clap
by Rapid_Colt February 03, 2021
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