The constant use of a voice that elongates or defines parts of almost every word that is said

Commonly used by self centered females, however it may be part of ones accent.

It is extremely annoying for any normal listeners.

A singing style characterized by fake sweetness and breathy hoo-oohs woos and ye-aah-yas.

That thing you want as a 13 year old but once you get don’t give a shit about anymore

When you eat too much garlic bread without any liquid and it sounds like there is a goat screaming for help in your throat.

A rhythmic style of reading poetry, akin to beging on a boat in choppy seas. The reader's voice goes up and down, up and down, and the words of the peom are lost in the waves of pulsating intonation.

The voice you have either in person or on the phone on Friday that is just to happy for others that are working. Note this isnt specific to the day of the week. It will just precede a minimum of two days off following it.

Something that will never happen