What happens when Daddy Daniel Vogelbach connects his bat in a Babe Ruthean style to an unlucky baseball that just got nuclear blasted over the fence.

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.