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1. Is a German Word that translates to bird.

2. It is also an uncommon last name.
1. Betrachten Sie diesen Vogel (Look at that bird).

2. Mike Vogel.
by ahdoublecheh November 13, 2008
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Jun 14 Word of the Day
Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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Someone who is a closet weenie toucher that gets off on spending the night in cemeteries looking for ghosts and getting fisted by long fingered alien dudes.

A person that insults you for not taking their hobbies seriously and gets pissed off and threatens to kill you when you attempt to defend yourself.
Can you believe that douche? He totally Vogeled out on us about our ghost tour.

While I was walking through the park last night, some guy tried to Vogel me about gay fisting.
by judbgrdmchn June 27, 2006
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A 55 year-old man who has investigated the Occult for over 40 years and a practicing WITCH for over 23 years. He is the ex-NJ Director of many Wiccan anti-defamation groups, eg, WARD, WADL, and WLPA. He has helped MANY people with religious discrimination cases.

He is a legally-ordained minister, High Priest, Elder, Teacher, and political activist, and has lectured to colleges, and radio/tv/newspapers.

He has no respect for credentials; "respect must be EARNED".
He also thinks for himself, and many of his opinions incur the wrath of some of the ghost/Pagan Community. BUT, he has many, many friends -- open-minded people who are not afraid to question the status quo.
The "stale" teacher's views didn't agree with Vogel.
by Norm VOGEL March 14, 2007
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An individual who revels in salaciously-gazing at booties -- regardless of gender/ethnicity.
The Vogel came when gazing at an impeccable, Yoga Pants-adorning booty.
by Impeccable_Writer October 26, 2015
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v.

1. To lie down, especially to sleep.
2. To cease motion, work, or activity.
3. To engage in frivilous activity, esp. related to music.
4. To enter a state of entropy.
1. He just kept vogeling around with his guitar.
2. I wonder if that guy is going to vogel with his tuning, or just play already.
3. I'm going to go home and vogel around for a bit, then I'll give you a call.
by Brian Redbeard November 29, 2005
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