Vodka is lube

Has 3 meanings:

1. Clear alcoholic beverage made from fermented grain or potatoes

2. Water in Russia, since most water found in russia that is not frozen is hazordous to your health and may be fatal

3. God in Russia, the Russian God, or, the God of the Russian people, or perhaps just the poor bums on the streets of Russia

A drink that Russians claim to have invented, but was actually invented by the Polish.

Vodka is the favorite russian drink includes spirit and water. Normaly it's 40 or higher degrees. In Russia it's important part of meeting, love, sex and friendship. In other countries it's coctail ingridient.

One of the main things that Russians drink. In Russian everyone drinks vodka like water. Vodka is very cheap in Russia, you could buy it for about a nikle a bottle.

drinking a half a fifth of this a hour before you have to go home is a really, really bad idea if your underage and your parents were expecting you home at 11, not one in the morning.
expect to tell everybody every secret you have, and to talk to that hot guy you always saw at school but never had the courage to talk to in person.

you will tell him everything you've ever thought about him.

also, never drink around ex boyfriends, or ex boyfriends ex girlfriends, or ex friends' friends.

Holy substance drunk by the Russian armed forces as well as the civilian population. Very acidic for young children and may possibly kill.