The thing that funny people wish the had.

5 letters to describe domenic

Potato Juice.

Unfortunately it has become a pop culture joke. Most popular vodkas (smirnoff, absolut) are absolut shit and made in Sweden or Finland or something. Real and good vodka must be made in a slavic country. There is an ongoing argument with Poland and Russia over who created the drink. There is more evidence that says Poland coined the term vodka(wódka) for it and first started mass consumption of it. However, it was most likely created by persians or arabs. Slavic and also celtic people have the highest alcohol tolerances.

This was Dylan Klebold's AOL and DOOM username. There is no specific reason that I could find for the name VoDkA, but one of the Columbine Shooter's journal entries, did state that Switzerland was a good country, so maybe they had an affixation to the northern Europeans. Maybe I'm blasting this way out of proportion.

Basically, alcohol mixed with water. An alternative to just plain raw alcohol, invented by people who did not die like 4 seconds after drinking it (and apparently wanted more). Go to any spot in Russia you can buy it for like 50 kopeiks (2 cents) a bottle

Comes from the Russian word "water" (meaning that the Russians practically drink it as if it was water)

The only thing better than whiskey.