It's quite simple, honestly. You take a fresh bottle of straight vodka (none of that flavored crap), and you steep a bag of tea in it (preferably either Twinings English Breakfast, Bigelow Lemon, or Earl Grey) in the fridge for AT LEAST 8 hours. Et voila you have tea vodka.
"Made some tea vodka for the viewing party tonight!"
by BigBob9999 November 21, 2021
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every friday is when you drink a shit ton of vodka. it's mandatory to drink as much as possible, since that's the friday way
hey it's finally vodka friday

i can't wait until vodka friday
by retired jeff July 31, 2020
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a super cool guy thats really awsome .
look at that guy he locks so god he must be a wille vodka
by typ aa March 1, 2017
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The diarrhea of the morning after a drinking night, often explosive and painful.
Usually followed by a sigh of relief and feeling generally better
I got wasted last night at a wedding, had a terrible Vodka Diarrhea this morning- it got everywhere!
by HarryBolz September 24, 2021
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When a female is unable to get physically aroused due to heavy alcohol consumption.
I didn’t have good sex with Michael last night after getting home from the bars, I had vodka clit and he had whiskey dick.
by gaydancer January 29, 2019
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A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.

Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
I’d like a vodka surprise please, anything but orange.
by Thequantum August 27, 2022
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Tcc Celebrities that are gay and are incels. @sonofagun910 @spunkurs and i forgot the other dudes @ but hes not that importnant
Chris vodka andre means that they’re famous and gay
by REBgotshot June 1, 2022
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