Same cycle, every single time:

1. Trump does a crime.

2. Trump Vladministration flacks: "No, you misunderstood. What the President really meant/did was ..."

3. Trump: "No, I did a crime, bigly, and it was a beautiful crime, believe me!"

A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"