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Vladimir, means rules the world, ruler of peace, sovereign of the people. A manly man who knows what he wants, and is usually quite handsome. Usually Russian.
Heey look its Vladimir! He is so HOT!
by roxy000 February 03, 2010
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A person who always try to make you happy whenever your down & a person who is hardworking! & also a great friend 😇💙
That guy Vladimir is cute
by lashortone January 11, 2017
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A Russian guy with the most handsome features you will ever see. These may include curly golden or silver-blonde hair, sea-blue eyes, and an ass carved by angels.

He is also very talented, and these talents may include YouTubing, Airsoft, elite skills in Call of Duty games, and musicianship. He can play many instruments which may include drum kit, trombone, piano, baritone or euphonium, trumpet, guitar, and maybe even saxophone.

Despite how sexy he is, he may also be stuck-up and/or self-centered. Ladies, beware.
Man, Duncan is cute, but he can't even be compared to Vladimir.
by Red Fleming June 27, 2011
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A brand of vodka that puts you into a state of absolute fubar which very little consumption. The side-effects are rather bad, involving:

Puking up instestines, puking up whats left of your insides, lasting intoxication, intoxication after about your 18th shot (if you have been drinking it for abit). But if your a beer jockey, stick to small numbers ;).

Usually tastes like absolute ass, chaser or mixing is highly recommending, not that it will help much. Weak of stomach is reminded this substance isnt for you.
ME - "Be warned, thats vladimir"
YOU - "aah, thats nothing" *GULP*
YOU - "AAAAH AUGH IT BURNS IT BURNS AAAHAHHHH" *blarg* *puke* *spit* *more puke*
ME - "HAHAHHAAHAHHA TOLD yoU!@!!!"
YOU - "Ach!!!!"
by Malkavoru September 15, 2005
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That sassy long-awaited wank you have before gettin' to bed.

Not necessarily paying tribute to any kind of Russian aristocrat, though you can let your imagination go without any kind of restraint in terms of ethnicity.

Влади́мир could bravely knock on your door at any time before falling asleep.
The term was first coined by a group of aroused galicians.
Spanish:

- Meu quedamos a las 9 en casa de barris! Súbete a algún colegas si te apetece!
- Nah meu, ya es muy tarde y quedé con Vladimir, la tan esperada paja antes de dormir.

English:

- Yo dude! We've arranged to meet up at Barros'! Come with some friend if you feel like it!
- Nah man! It's quite late already and I've arranged to meet Vladimir, the long-awaited wank before sleeping.
by Escopeto January 11, 2018
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A Russian guy with the most handsome features you will ever see. These may include brown/black hair, brown eyes
A man that’s knows what he wants and has a heart made of gold. Very aggressive when drinking alcohol.
Vladimir is so lovley
by Anedlios perto October 28, 2017
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Vladimir more like the ruler of the world, which is stated by his name. Vladimirs are usually attracted to Samsara. Vladimir is usually a Ukrainian not from russia and hates Putin and is not considered a russian stripper.
Vladimir is the coolest pimp of them all.
by David yo boy December 27, 2016
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