by J and D July 29, 2019
Get the sticky vlad neck gaiter and mug.
dirty vlad is when you give oral sex to a girl who's menstruating and sucking her period blood, while she crushes your head with her thighs. this ends when she cums so much that the blood to cum ratio is over 50/50 or when you go unconcious due to lack of oxygen because of the thighs blocking your airways.
person 1: "damn, i still feel a metallic taste in my mouth after pulling off a dirty vlad last night"
person 2:"well at least you didn't stop go into cardiac arrest from lack of oxygen this time"
person 2:"well at least you didn't stop go into cardiac arrest from lack of oxygen this time"
by hero(in) September 09, 2021
Get the dirty vlad neck gaiter and mug.
by anonymous2567 November 30, 2020
Get a Vlad mug for your bunkmate Georges.
a man who does the Irish exit
damd, Vlad did the Irish exit again
by Zhoe my homie November 01, 2018
Get a Vlad mug for your fish Sarah.
Vlad is the most beautiful,loving,warm-hearted and caring person.He has beautiful features such as deep eyes where you can easily get lost in,full,kissable lips and a pointy nose.He’s the man in every women’s dream.He’s also really funny and likes to be real with everyone.
by I love sunsets January 18, 2019
Get the Vlad neck gaiter and mug.
Is a big fat boy that no one loves, if you have a Vlad in your life you are the unluckiest person on the planet earth.
by realgunnar69 March 02, 2020
Get the Vlad neck gaiter and mug.
Vlad is my love. Walking sex. his penis is bigger than you can imagine, and from his low voice I begin to flow.
by Lilylilyli August 07, 2019
Get the Vlad neck gaiter and mug.
