Urban Dictionary: Vladding

Coolest fuckin' serb ever. Enough said. Volim te, brabanjak!

Did you see that Vlad Lazic?

YEAH MAN! SO COOL!

by puddzandcuddz September 06, 2010

Biggest hoe in the village. Sleeps with every guy and girl she's ever met.

Stevie : Dude Vlad's mum is like a bowling ball!

Gordon : how come?

Stevie : she gets picked up, fingered and thrown down the alley.

by Weeboss April 27, 2010

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Vlad's Dick

Known as probably the largest human penis on the planet, Vlad's Dick is definetley not an easy task for any woman, only the brave can handle the gurth of such a gigantic and monumental schlong.

Person 1 : Damn, that guy Vlad has such a huge punisher

Person 2 : Well yeah, it's Vlad's Dick, it's got to be big.

by Bartholomew Nigel Alberto November 29, 2020

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Vlad Petrariu

A Vlad petrariu has aids, if you ever see a Vlad petrariu do not make eye contact, don’t even speak to him, each human contact you have with this "thing " you will lose 50 brain cells, you may also get cancer,

Girl 1: Oh shit I see Vlad Petrariu, Ugh I just loses 50 brain Cells
Girl 2: oh no! Tell me when he is gone!!

by Janky Xiong December 07, 2018

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Vlad spy is a ten year old n00b who thinks he is 1337 when really he is not.

by Vlad hater #1000000 March 13, 2005

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Proper Vlad

An erection so hard you could impale someone with it; a boner.

Ben covered his dick with his jacket almost immediately when his roommate came into his room while he was jacking off, He had a proper vlad sticking up underneath the jacket, hard and swelling, ready to burst.

by lolabunz4 February 08, 2021

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Vlad cake

Two mudcakes (or chocolate cakes) on top of each other with a chocolate frosting of your choice in between and strawberries on top.

On Vlad's birthday ww eat Vlad cake as a tradition.

by Andi Axring March 22, 2016

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