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An amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Vlad is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Vlad in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Vlad is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Vlad wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls also want to be him.
Vlad: Exists
Everyone: Jesus fuck Vlad you're the coolest guy in the world.
by theo bendy January 26, 2019
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A low quality and cheap vodka that’s real name is Vladimir Putin’s Butthole.
Trump had some Vlad while he was golfing in Russia.
by JR32 November 13, 2019
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Vlad is usually a Russian name, sometimes romanian, and usually is an athletic all around great guy that is good at everything. He is known to have a big penis and is a legend in bed. He has an amazing body and really funny. He is very popular especially with females...fine females
girl 1: Oh my god who is that sexy new kid he makes my nipples hard!!!!
Girl 2: oh yeah that guy must be a Vlad
girl 1: yeah i heard he has a big penis too
by kdfoidasf April 07, 2010
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A person who usually takes a shower for at least one hour (wanking is included)
Yo, Vlad, Why have you been taking a shower for one hour?
Problem?
by wanking December 12, 2016
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A pissed of russian who will fuking throw something at you if you piss him off.
Dont piss Vlad off. Last time he threw a chair at me
by bigdumbbitch May 26, 2010
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Known as Vlad Tepes, Vlad Dracul, or Vlad The Impaler, this man was a one of a kind person, always killing and owning. Good looking, smart, he was one of the most violent prince of his times.
Vlad Dracula impaled thousands of Turkish faggots.
by Tudor November 15, 2007
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