A genius. To call Vitaly's understanding of the world "above-average" is an insult. Omniscient is more like it.
Compared to Vitaly, everyone is retarded.
by Mohammed Ahmed Shamhammed February 27, 2006
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A college student interested in girls that are under 18.
That dude is such a vitaly; he brought those two chicks to the party that were still in high school!
by Johnson999 November 30, 2011
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Someone who never stops eating and is going to be a fat ass bitch when hes older, and thinks the earth will burn up if there is no moon, thinks the Russians won WW2
Shut up you stupid vitaly, just because theres no moon doesnt mean there wont be a night time.
by P3C February 22, 2004
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Vitali is a Russian name.
1) Ok, for lame or retarded people I'll spell it:
That's V for Victor, I for India, T for Tom, A for alpha, L for limo, I for India. V-I-T-A-L-I, Vitali.

2) Perverts envy Vitali. Please ignore these losers.

by ihadalistoffive January 25, 2009
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Vitali

A thick MAN, he is known to be handy. He loves to have fun and laugh. He can be rude, but very apologetic, understanding and romantic. You can't forget he's a ladies man girls go crazy over him! Girls can't help but stare in to his eyes or look at his unforgiving plump lips.
Girl 1: omg Vitali coming! Do I look okay?
Girl 2: his lips, so nice!!

Random guy thinking: why can't I be Vitali? All the girls want him, even if they don't know him.
by Imouttie! December 20, 2017
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