Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
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Noun: a mutant
A mutation that unifies human, sloth and blob. Usually happens after multiple handles of alcohol are consumed. This mutation makes this person believe that they are looked at like they have Vast, incredible system knowledge of anything they ramble about. V.I.S.K. for short.
A mutation that unifies human, sloth and blob. Usually happens after multiple handles of alcohol are consumed. This mutation makes this person believe that they are looked at like they have Vast, incredible system knowledge of anything they ramble about. V.I.S.K. for short.
A Droopy faced, lazy, waste of space human who growls and snarls at any act of work because it is so wasted from the gallon of hard liquor he drank 5 minutes before work. It thinks it speaks clear and concise English but it comes out sounding like A mix of Taz and Yosemite Sam from Looney Tunes. It looks like Corky from Life goes on in appearance. Usually found with a diet coke, coke Zero or a handle of any brand of alcohol 80 proof or above and addicted to cheap cigarettes.
Found to originate from Mass-hole-topia, This creature is off it's rocker, known to drop Harley's at random, This creature is dangerous. It will talk more shit than it can personally handle and force you to want to whoop it's ass. Be smarter that IT. It's merely a trap so this creature can feel victimized and actually try to gain self worth!
I repeat Don't whoop it's ass. It sucks the life force out of all alcohol establishments and the people around it!
It also rants on Facebook under heavy influence of alcohol.
Usage:
This person is acting like a visk. That's not normal for human beings. Tell that that human to evolve and not act like the visk.
Found to originate from Mass-hole-topia, This creature is off it's rocker, known to drop Harley's at random, This creature is dangerous. It will talk more shit than it can personally handle and force you to want to whoop it's ass. Be smarter that IT. It's merely a trap so this creature can feel victimized and actually try to gain self worth!
I repeat Don't whoop it's ass. It sucks the life force out of all alcohol establishments and the people around it!
It also rants on Facebook under heavy influence of alcohol.
Usage:
This person is acting like a visk. That's not normal for human beings. Tell that that human to evolve and not act like the visk.
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