An application yet to be made on a Iphone/Android phone which lets you have sex with a virtual monkey.
Guy: Have you downloaded virtual fuck monkey yet?
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.
by Strangefan July 03, 2011
April 18th is National Virtual Fuck Day. A day where you get to ask anyone to have good virtual fun and they can't say no!
by jard30 April 17, 2021
In reality the guy had as many side girls as he had wives (zero), but by virtually fucking people he could have five of each without moving to utah. He was flattered that a few people thought he was really a womanizer.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
If has the womanizer some people said he was, he must have been virtually fucking all the females, since he hasn't actually had real sex or a real relationship in a long time.
If she is the whore some people have said she was, she must have been virtually fucking all the guys she knew, since she hasn't actually fucked anybody in a long time.
If she is the whore some people have said she was, she must have been virtually fucking all the guys she knew, since she hasn't actually fucked anybody in a long time.
by Solid Mantis May 11, 2020