A video game system that was sold for $20 at Toys 'R' Us about 3 weeks after it came out. Users compained about sore eyes and headaches. Nintendo eventually said "Screw it", and Virtual Boy faded into the Abyss of Lost Consoles.
by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003
Nintendo's only system that failed. It had red monochrome graphics that looked like lasers. It sucked in and breathed out fart. After it failed, thousands of virtual boys were crushed and recycled into fully funtional dildos. Failed because the games suck ballsack skin and your eyes would die after an hour of gameplay.
Guy: Oh my god, dude, I just bought a rare Virtual Boy on eBay!
Freind: "How much was it?"
Guy: $500. It was a classic.
Freind shankes him in the liver.
Freind: "How much was it?"
Guy: $500. It was a classic.
Freind shankes him in the liver.
by Wasabimoto March 26, 2007
by Alexi November 06, 2003
The Virtual Boy Released in August 1995, was infamous for having headaches or potential seizures, it lasted until March 1996, making it the shortest lived console by Nintendo
by Darnville January 29, 2021