Steve - "So last night my girlfriend told me she was a virgin. So I thought I would show her respect and just in case she wanted to wait till she got married."
Jeremy - "Well that was cool of you..."
Steve - "No not really, turns out her brother told me today she totally lost her virginity months ago... by his friend. She's such a virginot."

Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate