a boy everyone wants to be. is usually very tall in height, and is very good at keeping a conversation going. Always knows how to make a girl smile. Is very athletic and tends to pretend that he is better than everyone else. Is very good looking, every girl wishes they could be lucky enough to date him.

Vinton, also known as "The City of Lights," in reference to it's turn of the century downtown revamp project that installed a few thousand street lamps. Not only do they keep the streets lit, but also fools airlines into believing a runway is near. Just down the road from hickville, but not as far as bumfuck. Pronounced "vhen-hon" to all natives.

The autocorrect for CUNT on an iPhone. Used as a discreet word for Cunt in public or on whatsapp.

A small ass town outside of Gallipolis about 30mins.

Vinton County is a small ass county in Ohio. Everyone there is either on drugs all the time, or drunk all the time. Theres some decent people there but not many. You can get AIDs from swimming in the lakes there. and all the roads are better to drive on in the winter, because the millions of potholes are filled with snow. theres too many streetlights and nobody uses proper grammar. All the white teenage boys think theyre ghetto, and call themselves "niggas." Every so often youll hear of someone getting murdered by a baseball bat. Everyone in VC knows the county like the back of their hand its so damn tiny. Theres only 2 redlights in the whole thing.. its pretty much known as hickville. or, hell. There isnt a movie theater for miles and miles out of town. the only shopping center is super value. its the size of 2 gas stations put together. The closest walmart is 30 minutes away in another county. Everyone thinks theyre ghetto and hood. Too bad theyre all white. Cocaine is the main drug in VC. & if youre from vinton county you know what Hotel McArthur is. Im not even going to get into that... Everyone in vinton county is "tatted up," wearing their pants down passed their ass. And the girls are all in booty shorts and tank tops. No matter how fat they are, theyre in short shorts. the library is the hangout spot. and the picnik tables at the park are covered in drawing of penises and bad things written about people. My advice? Stay away from vinton county.

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A place where a bunch of lame ass red neck people get together and drink and learn to never have a future. Everyone here fucks their sister and or cousins. Never go to this small town or you will get aids or even die from loss of brain.