Employee one - "Why are those women plotting a hostile takeover of our company?"
Employee two - "What!? I'm gonna put a vingetta on their ass's!!!"
Employee one - "They're so gonna cut your balls off."

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you