Vince Noir is a character portrayed by English mega-comedian Noel Fielding. Vince is a mix of awesomeness and hair awesomeness, two awesomenessess which rarely, if ever meet. His show counter part is a similarly awesome man called Howard Moon, Howard is somewhat jealous of Vince always taking it a step over whatever Howard does.
Vince Noir:My hairs an intrinsic ingredient to this show.
Howard Moon: Do you really need 15 people working on it at any one time?
V: Atleast, 2 for fringe, 1 for feathering, 1 for height, circumference.
H: Circumference?
V: yes hair cicrumference, theres alot to think about with hair. If my barnet doesnt look good people get furious, they tune out immediately.
H:I think you underestimate the power of my acting to hold a crowd.
V:I dont think so.
H:I dont need funny little hair-do to do that. I do my own hair.
V: Council does your hair.
Howard Moon: Do you really need 15 people working on it at any one time?
V: Atleast, 2 for fringe, 1 for feathering, 1 for height, circumference.
H: Circumference?
V: yes hair cicrumference, theres alot to think about with hair. If my barnet doesnt look good people get furious, they tune out immediately.
H:I think you underestimate the power of my acting to hold a crowd.
V:I dont think so.
H:I dont need funny little hair-do to do that. I do my own hair.
V: Council does your hair.
by John Beefburger October 9, 2007
by Kajus Vaicuis March 29, 2021
1)Comedian turned salesman that hypnotizes you with his eyeball.
2)Best known for the guy that advertises ShamWow and Slap Slop
2) Archnemesis of Billy Mays(the beard guy that sales OxyClean)
3)You're gonna LOVE HIS NUTS
2)Best known for the guy that advertises ShamWow and Slap Slop
2) Archnemesis of Billy Mays(the beard guy that sales OxyClean)
3)You're gonna LOVE HIS NUTS
"Hi, I'm Vince Offer! I sale ShamWow and Slap Slop chopper that chops nuts and all sorts of stuff!
"You're gonna love my nuts"
"It sells itself"
"This TUNA, looks BORING! Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a BORING LIFE"
Viewer: "...My life is boring...Tuna's boring...Must...Obey...EYEBALL"
"You're gonna love my nuts"
"It sells itself"
"This TUNA, looks BORING! Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a BORING LIFE"
Viewer: "...My life is boring...Tuna's boring...Must...Obey...EYEBALL"
by BillyMays March 31, 2009
The lead vocalist of the hugely popular hair metal band Motley Crue. He is constantly being followed by groupies and was hot back in the day. Now he has reunited with his band and his looks have gone pretty much downhill.
by Miss Marie K May 15, 2007
one of the main characters off of The Mighty Boosh. sexy walk..*stare*
well known for his hair, which changes colour after the first season. funny as hell and co-contibutor to the crimp. loves gary numan.
well known for his hair, which changes colour after the first season. funny as hell and co-contibutor to the crimp. loves gary numan.
check out that crimping vince noir and howard moon do on the boosh.
"The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. "
"The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. "
by calmallamadown May 16, 2009
The CEO of WWE whose son-in-law, Triple H, once simulated sex with a mannequin, scripted to be Kane's dead girlfriend. Vince McMahon has kissed and fondled women half his age as well as drugged his wife on live television. Now he's trying to make up for his former actions by maintaining a PG background. Just recently, Vince McMahon terminated Hulk Hogan's "Legends" contract, took away his merchandise, and removed him from the WWE Hall of Fame on WWE.com because Vince found out that Hogan had repeatedly said "nigger" in a recorded phone call regarding a guy his daughter was sleeping with. Vince has lost all touch with the WWE and the WWE Universe; he does not know what real talent is anymore, he doesn't know the right decisions to make (especially refusing to let John Cena lose), and hates anyone who wants to change his way of running things (i.e. the former best wrestler in the world, CM Punk).
CM Punk in his infamous "Pipe Bomb" shoot promo in 2011 said that Vince McMahon "is a millionaire who should be a billionaire. The reason he is not a billionaire is because he surrounds himself with glad-handing, nonsensical, douchebag 'Yes men.'" And CM Punk "would like to think that the company would be better when Vince McMahon is dead, but he would hand over the company to his daughter and his doofus son-in-law (Triple H)."
by kcroyals_tabuu August 14, 2015
1. Vince Carter got up so high when he dunked on that French chump in the 2000 Olympics Vince's balls were in his face.
by Young & Freedman April 21, 2005