when you're fucking your partner doggy style, you light their hair on fire and dunk his/her head in a toilet.

when you take a shit in someone's mouth then break their jaw.

An overblown, overpriced funeral for a public figure -- such as a musician, politician, actor, or athlete -- that is vastly disproportionate to how much attention s/he needed to receive.

When you're smoking a cigarette while taking a dump, and you lift up your junk and toss the butt into the bowl, and it lands on top of your turd and keeps burning. The only solution to this tragic epic is to give the fallen warrior an expedited trip to Valhalla through the boiling kettle of Hymer, i.e., a courtesy flush.