An old, grizzled, wounded and war-torn snatch that has seen a lot of action and looks traumatised by conflict.....
That Cougar that I copped off with at Cinderella Rockefellers the other night was older than I thought, she had a real "Vietnam-Vet" down there.......I should've called a medic
by cheffykins April 5, 2011
When a guy cuts his arm off at the elbow while high on bath salts and uses it to masturbate giving the feeling that he is receiving a handjob from someone else. He clenches his disembodied fist with his off-hand for extra grip. For added pleasure, he can cut his big toe off and shove it up his rectum.
John - Hey man, what happened to your arm?
Steve - I tried The Disabled Vietnam Vet. It was pretty nice.
John - Toe too?
Steve - Hell yea.
John - Suh bro.
Steve - I tried The Disabled Vietnam Vet. It was pretty nice.
John - Toe too?
Steve - Hell yea.
John - Suh bro.
by TheDisabledVietnamVet June 27, 2017
by awhootin April 28, 2012