You might as well drink bleach rather than like this shitty, clickbait-filled mess of a Facebook page (unless you have a hard-on for that stuff). If you are a gamer, stay the fuck away from it like it's cancer, only contagious.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.