Mom: Make sure you get two good shots of Vid Juice. I don't want you to get sick!
Me: Yes Mom! I got my first shot of Vid Juice today! Now I am no longer a pandemic pussy that needs to wear covid condoms!!

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak