The act of masterbating after succeding in a competition of sorts instead of celebrating. Also done after performing a task you were told you were unable to do. Not to be confused with Relaxterbation
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Brexic victory (n, usually singular):
1. A victory which is both damaging in the short-term, and yet also leads to staggering long-term losses.
2. A disaster both tactically and strategically.
3. A victory which no one should have wished for had they known the present or future consequences.
4. (pejorative) Any of the above senses, with the implication that the 'victor' is deluded as to the nature of their 'victory'.
Portmanteau of Brexit and Pyrrhic victory.
1. A victory which is both damaging in the short-term, and yet also leads to staggering long-term losses.
2. A disaster both tactically and strategically.
3. A victory which no one should have wished for had they known the present or future consequences.
4. (pejorative) Any of the above senses, with the implication that the 'victor' is deluded as to the nature of their 'victory'.
Portmanteau of Brexit and Pyrrhic victory.
The Embargo Act of 1807, as a response to the Chesapeake–Leopard Affair, both failed to damage British exports - they found new markets in South America - and damaged both the US economy and public confidence in the fairness of the US government. It was a short-term diplomatic failure, and a long-term economic disaster for the USA; the bill's passing is an early example of a Brexic victory.
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n. When you have difficulty functioning the day after having sex all night, you're riding the victory bus. Similar to riding the struggle bus during a hangover, except a sex hangover is brought on by lack of sleep as opposed to alcohol.
Man 1: "Dude, you look wiped out. You're riding the struggle bus, aren't you?"
Man 2: "No, I didn't go out last night. But your ex-girlfriend came over and I've been riding the victory bus all day."
Man 2: "No, I didn't go out last night. But your ex-girlfriend came over and I've been riding the victory bus all day."
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Female undergarments placed on a doorknob in a house, school, hospital etc., signifying that a male (or males) has successfully bedded the previous wearer of said undergarments.
Male 1: Did you see the victory panties hanging on the door of the men's bathroom in the gym lobby?
Male 2: Hell yeah! At least someone around here is getting laid.
Male 2: Hell yeah! At least someone around here is getting laid.
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The act of a male ejaculating his baby juice onto his hand and proceeding to slap his partner in the face.
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