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The Urge or need to masturbate do to heightened mood after a successful, but probably worthless event.
This term can also be combined with the infamous suicide wank for maximum experience.
This term can also be combined with the infamous suicide wank for maximum experience.
Before scrubbing the floor with socks, I had finished a term paper for a class I'll probably fail. After, I enjoyed a little victory wank.
by Chronic20000k November 01, 2012
May 3 Word of the Day
Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
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Lorcan: are you playing poker in rorys tonight?
John: nope have soccer at 8
Lorcan: well he was talking about playing at 9.30ish
John: No can do, heading home straight after for a victory wank :D
Lorcan: or a "can't believe I missed all those chances" wank
John: ya that sounds more like it
John: nope have soccer at 8
Lorcan: well he was talking about playing at 9.30ish
John: No can do, heading home straight after for a victory wank :D
Lorcan: or a "can't believe I missed all those chances" wank
John: ya that sounds more like it
by J-Boner October 01, 2007