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Victorian Handbag
1.Whilst having sex, the vagina is clenched shut so as to not permit entry or re-entry into said vagina.
2. Allowing someone to finger your vagina but not allowing them to penetrate you with their penis
Dude, I thought I was going to go all the way with Sarah last night but she kept pulling the Victorian Handbag on me!
by SexSexSexSex! September 05, 2010
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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