Jimmy: Last night I found my mom's vibrator. Tonight I'm going to see how i rate from 1 to 10

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

I was walking past Alex the other day and she started moaning, when I asked her what was wrong she pulled me into the nearest bathroom and asked me to help her before I did I asked her why she was moaning in the hallway and she said that her friend dared her to have a remote controlled vibrator on for the whole day and she had spiked it to highest level. She then proceeded to take the vibrator out and when she did, she managed to squirt all over my shirt. She apologised over me a clean shirt and offered to make it up to me later and as anyone would I agreed.

1)
JESSIE: "I have a headache, dear."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
2)
JAMES: "You were in the bathroom a long time, oh well let's get down!"
JESSIE: "I don't feel like it any more."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
3)
JAMES: "How about tonight then?"
JESSIE: "I'm using a vibrator James, I don't need you anymore."
JAMES: "... Bitch."

Man, that chick wanted to bang but my mom rolled up so she went home to her fucking vibrator.

::puts electric toothbrush down her pants::
OHH BABY! ::moans loudly:: mmmm yeah...

yaay!