The type of spam I get in my e-mail box every day.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

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a dish sold at I Love Sushi. Yes its on the menu, I shit you not.

n. the infamous erection pill for men who can't get it up (either due to old age or their spouse); see also: Bob Dole

Something that men use to increase sexual pleasure and the ability to achieve an erection.

Steroids for your penis.