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The type of spam I get in my e-mail box every day.
*reads e-mail* "Free Generic V.iagra",
"Online Pharmacy", "Can't get it up?", "Get V I A G R A and Phentermine Online!"

The weird thing is, is that I'm not a male.
by Alexi November 12, 2003
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Have you ever wanted to bone your girlfriend but your dick is too damn floppy? Well look no further! With viagra, you can get your dick as hard as a diamond. Even the Bohr's hardness scale would make it an eleven. Viagra can help you: at the store, at home, at your parents houses, at school, or even in front of your mother. You can even play fetch with your dog! Now go-- your grandmother is awaiting your newly bonified dick.
Viagra's side effects include rectum bleeding cancer death is god real ass rape and std and a big, black COCK!!!
by Sexual advice April 14, 2015
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a dish sold at I Love Sushi. Yes its on the menu, I shit you not.
After ordering viagra at I Love Sushi, I had to use two hands instead of one.
by soulsocietycaptain January 31, 2010
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n. the infamous erection pill for men who can't get it up (either due to old age or their spouse); see also: Bob Dole
I mixed Viagra with Ecstasy (a.k.a. trail mix) and my penis fell off
by Boomin' Granny April 22, 2003
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Something that men use to increase sexual pleasure and the ability to achieve an erection.
Viagra overdosing can cause a great pain in the penis for days before it starts to crack and fall off, like an old statue.
by Republican Nazi October 03, 2003
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