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*reads e-mail* "Free Generic V.iagra",
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The weird thing is, is that I'm not a male.
"Online Pharmacy", "Can't get it up?", "Get V I A G R A and Phentermine Online!"
The weird thing is, is that I'm not a male.
by Alexi November 12, 2003
Apr 20 Word of the Day
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Have you ever wanted to bone your girlfriend but your dick is too damn floppy? Well look no further! With viagra, you can get your dick as hard as a diamond. Even the Bohr's hardness scale would make it an eleven. Viagra can help you: at the store, at home, at your parents houses, at school, or even in front of your mother. You can even play fetch with your dog! Now go-- your grandmother is awaiting your newly bonified dick.
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by Sexual advice April 14, 2015
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n. the infamous erection pill for men who can't get it up (either due to old age or their spouse); see also: Bob Dole
by Boomin' Granny April 22, 2003
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Viagra overdosing can cause a great pain in the penis for days before it starts to crack and fall off, like an old statue.
by Republican Nazi October 03, 2003