Urban Dictionary: Vertically Challenged

Vertically Challenged

1. Someone who is always horizontal

2. A person who lays around on the couch all day watching television and Netflix.

3. An able person who only moves when absolutely necessary eg to use the bathroom.

"My neighbours son, he is vertically challenged, he does nothing all day but lay on that lounge whilst his mother runs around doing everything"

"Get off the couch and clean your room you lazy prick. What are you? Vertically Challenged or something?"

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by GADAFYS January 03, 2016

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vertically challenged

Very short.

Why are you vertically challenged??

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vertically challenged

short(patterned after politically correct terms with the word challenged in them, possibly offensive to short people)

If he had been vertically challenged than it would have shown as he aged.

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Vertically challenged

Used in elite social circles to refer to short people in a polite manner.

Slang: A derogatory term for people with small penis.

1. Jane : "Have you seen Ethan's wife? Poor girl is vertically challenged."

2. Doe : "OMG I slept with Smith last night and I shit you not, he's vertically challenged inspite of having a beefy body!"

by DrD00M September 28, 2019