Vertical Newton is an interesting sort of sex position in which both members are upside down, while the penis is inside the other partner's ear. Sounds surprising, but in the heat of the moment, many women find it very sensual.
by Chacha311 January 13, 2009
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A lip piercing, much like a labret. This peircing actually travels through one's lip (like the name implies) vertically.
That vertical labret is hot.
by Blood November 01, 2004
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When an anus is used so much hole becomes vertical. The asshole will resemble a coffee bean as it will normally be darkened and swollen if its vertical.
Dan: "You won't believe how good his ass was!"
Adam: "what? Was it a vertical anus?"
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See vertical smile also.

Vertical grimace is an adaptation on "vertical smile", referring to the female genitalia. A grimace, is a more horizontal facial expression than a smile, therefore assimilating more closely to a vagina shape when rotated 45 degrees; rather than a smile.
Scene..
4 LADS walking down the street, they spot a cluster of jailbait across the road.

"Look at the vertical grimace"
"It's very GRIM out here today"
"Grimace, 4o'clock"
"GRIMACE!!"

They won't have a clue you're talking about them!! Until everyone's using this phrase of course.
by NewquayJay June 01, 2011
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someone who is short.

also known as a midget, a dwarf, the little guy, etc.
man: haha look at that smidget!

woman: lets be PC (politically correct) here, its a vertically challenged person.
by YourAlcoholicDad March 31, 2010
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a crush on someone whenever they are dressed and vertical; as soon as they undress and it is headed horizontal you are repulsed and no longer interested(most males do not experience vertical crushes).
The 40 year old and I simply have no future; it's simply a vertical crush.
by kari1981 January 04, 2011
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