by Whoopdeedo December 04, 2014
When two fully erect men lay on their backs, scissor their legs together until their balls touch, and a woman mouts both penises allowing for simutaneous penitration of the anus and vagina.
"I'll tell you Michael, there is no one I would rather Vertical Rhinoceros my wife with."
"I agree, your smooth shaved balls rubbing against mine really add to the experience, John."
"I agree, your smooth shaved balls rubbing against mine really add to the experience, John."
by the band of 5 April 05, 2014
by Carl's Jr May 25, 2021
I remember when I heard a kid in the neighbor call the local perv a vertical smile, years later the bastard was filming shit-stabber porn.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
by Vertico March 09, 2018
An abnormally high height, being above 6' 4' (193cm) for males and above 5' 10" (~178cm) for females. People who meet this category and are straight usually can appeal to people that are shorter than them, to a degree, with males in the group appealing to women who are like, "I only let men into my house that are above 6ft." in spite of them being damn near 6-10 inches shorter than you. Women in the group are subject to some "femdom" requests. People that meet this category can feel dejected because everyone says, "Wow, you're tall", as if to care, and your not so close friends might stay away from you because they feel threatened by the height difference. It gets people body shamed, makes people stand out, and makes some acquainting with people feel superficial. People like (in the USA) this only make up less than 1% of the population, and honestly I feel bad for the social and health issues that come along with "Vertical Superiority".
Person 1: (sees a tall guy) Wow, he's so tall, and... handsome.
Person 2: Nah, he's just Vertically Superior.
Person 3: He is on his Vertical Superiority.
Person 1: Oh... okay.
Person 2: Nah, he's just Vertically Superior.
Person 3: He is on his Vertical Superiority.
Person 1: Oh... okay.
by Not funny. Didn't Laugh. October 14, 2021
The act of putting a toilet paper roll vertical on the holder to show your gay lover he can sneak in when your wife is asleep tonight. This is an advanced move that needs at least a level 5 peeping Tom as the male mistress. Is common among boys/men names Chris that have long skinny dicks and gigantic mushroom tips. Beware.
Hey Tony look out for my “Vertical Toilet Paper” tonight ;).
Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”
Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”
by Rufio171 February 21, 2018

