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In between Portland and the coast.

The absolute worst place to live. Has had two floods in the last 12 years. An average population of 2300 people to sum up how much a joke of a town this is.
Boy: where do you live?
Girl: Portland, What about you?
Boy:Vernonia!
Girl: Yeah...I have to go.
by allineedispaper June 29, 2009
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May 11 Word of the Day
A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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